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Podcast #67 – Don’t You Think

Don’t you think’ could be the next big thing in questions. A new game show to sweep the nation. And this is where it all started. Don’t you think it’s time you made the switch? The switch to Don’t You Think… RRH | Don’t You Think Peter (RRH)

Don’t Just Uniform Conform
Don't Just Uniform Conform

In my wisest of wisdoms I’ve deduced that there are but 3 clear types of working arrangements. 1. You work for The Man – You are the mouse in the wheel, doing all the running whilst The Man stands above you, whipping your raw and bleeding back with a phone cable. 2. You are The [...]

Rap Game Confidence
Rap Game Confidence

Sometimes in the real world we have real problems with real emotions and real insecurities. Sometimes those real things get us down and out on 8 Mile and we need to take a moment to find our centre. There’s a power animal inside you, find your you place, or whatever other nonsensical bullshit we’ve heard [...]

Ange And The Battle Of Asia
Ange And The Battle Of Asia

Prepare yourself, Australia. You’re about to find out what a real final feels like. That’s right, we’re talking the soccer stuff. The football thing. The non-AFL, non-rugby, non-lame kind. Sure, it isn’t the big World Cup but it’s the biggest tournament for our region there is and we’re in pole position to do something pretty [...]

Podcast #66 – Trading Places

Ever seen the timeless classic Trading Places? This is almost exactly nothing like it. The boys assume their positions. As each other. Let the handbags fly. RRH | Trading Places Clayton (RRH)

Podcast #65 – Cup Me Asia

Welcome to the Asian Cup 2015. The group stage is almost over and Australia have beaten Kuwait and Oman, scoring 8 goals in the process. We’re not sure what any of the other countries have done but the Socceroos rule! For now. In honour of all things Asian Cup, we’ve gone through the nations attending [...]

The Crush
The Crush

Clayton (RRH)

You don’t have to tip your waiter
You don’t have to tip your waiter

On a recent trip to the United States I was often overcome with anxiety about how much money to leave the waiting staff, cab drivers and bar staff at the end of my dealings with them. These people had completed the tasks their job required of them and I had fulfilled my part by paying [...]

iStereotypes
iStereotypes

Because Peter is a patronising, self-labeled alpha male and ‘all round bastard’, he likes to pass judgment on the fact that I have tattoos. Because Peter is too cool for that, he doesn’t like to have memories of anything other than chicken schnitzelled meals and most importantly, he’s so hairy a comb wouldn’t even run [...]

Podcast #64 – Hungary Peter

There aren’t enough cooking/travel shows around these days. Pete has come up with an amazing idea to fill this void and entertain the masses. At a certain point in today’s podcast you need to put yourself in the shoes of a network executive, so be prepared. And yes, Pete’s idea involves shit. RRH | Hungary [...]

The Nine Million Dollar Man: The magic of the AFL Grand Final
The Nine Million Dollar Man: The magic of the AFL Grand Final

AFL Grand Final week doesn’t last long when your team is involved. You can’t watch enough interviews or read enough articles about injuries, team selections, the history of your club, player bios and loose theories on how and why your team is going to win. Friends and colleagues are constantly telling you their thoughts on [...]

Podcast #63 – Hollywood Hybrid

There’s regular box office, then there’s fictional-inbred-superhuman-crazy-fucked-up-bigger-than-big-balls-to-the-windy-fires-of-hell box office… Whatever that means. This is whatever that means. Mind the warmth. RRH | Hollywood Hybrid Clayton (RRH)

Ray Donovan beats Sleepers
Ray Donovan beats Sleepers

There’s no competition. This TV show. That movie. Bare knuckles in a pit. To the death. Ray Donovan would fucking destroy Sleepers. And no one would even care… Of course the people aren’t exactly crying out for these two to be compared, let alone brawl in the mud, but if there was ever a reason [...]

RRHeviews… Men Starting Afresh
RRHeviews… Men Starting Afresh

Chapters. It’s all about starting new ones or closing old ones. You never hear of people saying “I’m in this chapter and it’s going for fucking ages!”… Or maybe you do but they’re just referred to as “lulls” and “plateaus” and “extended miserable periods of my life”. Anywho, with new beginnings (I mean chapters) come [...]

Podcast #62 – Yes, this is about shit

Podcast #62 Yes, this is about shit In his never ending struggle to determine why ordinary people do extraordinary things in public toilets, Peter tries to come to terms with the sound of silence. Can Clayton explain what the apparent lack of action in the next cubicle is all about? RRH │ Yes, this is [...]

Podcast #61 – Kanye wouldn’t do that

Podcast #61 – Kanye wouldn’t do that If you ever want to gauge how cool, creative or controversial something is, you ask Kanye. But there are some things that Yeezy won’t teach you. No, he keeps some things very much to himself. RRH │ Kanye wouldn’t do that Peter (RRH)

Podcast #60 – Come In From The Shade

Podcast #60 Come In From The Shade Why is it that whenever the words ‘shady’ and ‘people’ come up in conversation people always end up talking about the the cast of the hit Australian TV show Neighbours? Finally, RRH reveal the shocking answer. And yes, it has something to do with blowjobs. RRH │ Come [...]

Podcast #59 – Fads

Podcast #59 Fads Hash tags and acronyms are used with reckless abandon by many on social media and alike (though only half of the users can actually spell ‘acronym’) so Clayton tasks Pete with coming up with a new one. But Pete just don’t care… RRH │ Fads Clayton (RRH)

The day after the morning before: Saying goodbye to the World Cup
The day after the morning before: Saying goodbye to the World Cup

Yes, it’s all over. A winner was decided and a host nation brought to its knees. But we knew it would come to this. Deep down we all knew it would come to this. And this is just the beginning… Clayton’s fear of missing out I once saw a medical documentary about a woman who would [...]

Watch And See From The WC: TransCuperformer
Watch And See From The WC: TransCuperformer

Transformers are pretty rad. Well, up until Michael Bay gets his fake tanned hands on them anyway. And what better way to celebrate the World Cup Demi Moore Finals than for me to create a Transformer (TransCuperformer) made up entirely of the players left in the competition that I’ve enjoyed most. There are laws of football [...]

Watch and See from the WC: It’s a Knockout!
Watch and See from the WC: It's a Knockout!

Brazil vs Chile If I were a Chilean I’d be pretty pissed. I’d also home by now and eating popcorn, unlike those Brazilians who are…Well, I guess they’re home too but I doubt they’re eating popcorn. They’re eating energy bars and knocking back blue drinks to make themselves stronger and last longer. Should I say [...]

Watch and See from the WC: End of the Group Stage

Group. Shoop-e-doop. Shoop-e-doop. Goup-e-shoop-e-doop-e-doop. Yep, Salt-n-Pepa are in tha house and the Group stage is now over, with some big names going home. Some unsurprisingly. Others, very much so. Here is how it all went down… Broup A Yeah, it’s still a Brazil thing. Imagine if they hadn’t topped the group. Mexico were only a [...]

Watch and See from the WC: Group Stage Part I

All games have been completed in round one of the group stage and there was even a bonus game for Group A to get round two underway. The RobertRedfordsHair experts have been watching, listening and pretending to pay attention in order to give you the detailed analysis of every game played. Don’t. Miss. A thing. [...]

Watch And See From The WC: The Preview
Watch And See From The WC: The Preview

It’s here, Mum! It’s really, really here! Forget all the corruption. Never mind the cockups. Ignore the riots. The World mother licking Cup is on our doorstep and even though you can tell it’s been around the block and sold its ass for an $8 glass of wine, you can’t hide the fact you’re really [...]