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Podcast #64 – Hungary Peter

There aren’t enough cooking/travel shows around these days. Pete has come up with an amazing idea to fill this void and entertain the masses. At a certain point in today’s podcast you need to put yourself in the shoes of a network executive, so be prepared. And yes, Pete’s idea involves shit. RRH | Hungary [...]

The Nine Million Dollar Man: The magic of the AFL Grand Final
The Nine Million Dollar Man: The magic of the AFL Grand Final

AFL Grand Final week doesn’t last long when your team is involved. You can’t watch enough interviews or read enough articles about injuries, team selections, the history of your club, player bios and loose theories on how and why your team is going to win. Friends and colleagues are constantly telling you their thoughts on [...]

Podcast #63 – Hollywood Hybrid

There’s regular box office, then there’s fictional-inbred-superhuman-crazy-fucked-up-bigger-than-big-balls-to-the-windy-fires-of-hell box office… Whatever that means. This is whatever that means. Mind the warmth. RRH | Hollywood Hybrid Clayton (RRH)

Ray Donovan beats Sleepers
Ray Donovan beats Sleepers

There’s no competition. This TV show. That movie. Bare knuckles in a pit. To the death. Ray Donovan would fucking destroy Sleepers. And no one would even care… Of course the people aren’t exactly crying out for these two to be compared, let alone brawl in the mud, but if there was ever a reason [...]

RRHeviews… Men Starting Afresh
RRHeviews… Men Starting Afresh

Chapters. It’s all about starting new ones or closing old ones. You never hear of people saying “I’m in this chapter and it’s going for fucking ages!”… Or maybe you do but they’re just referred to as “lulls” and “plateaus” and “extended miserable periods of my life”. Anywho, with new beginnings (I mean chapters) come [...]

Podcast #62 – Yes, this is about shit

Podcast #62 Yes, this is about shit In his never ending struggle to determine why ordinary people do extraordinary things in public toilets, Peter tries to come to terms with the sound of silence. Can Clayton explain what the apparent lack of action in the next cubicle is all about? RRH │ Yes, this is [...]

Podcast #61 – Kanye wouldn’t do that

Podcast #61 – Kanye wouldn’t do that If you ever want to gauge how cool, creative or controversial something is, you ask Kanye. But there are some things that Yeezy won’t teach you. No, he keeps some things very much to himself. RRH │ Kanye wouldn’t do that Peter (RRH)

Podcast #60 – Come In From The Shade

Podcast #60 Come In From The Shade Why is it that whenever the words ‘shady’ and ‘people’ come up in conversation people always end up talking about the the cast of the hit Australian TV show Neighbours? Finally, RRH reveal the shocking answer. And yes, it has something to do with blowjobs. RRH │ Come [...]

Podcast #59 – Fads

Podcast #59 Fads Hash tags and acronyms are used with reckless abandon by many on social media and alike (though only half of the users can actually spell ‘acronym’) so Clayton tasks Pete with coming up with a new one. But Pete just don’t care… RRH │ Fads Clayton (RRH)

The day after the morning before: Saying goodbye to the World Cup
The day after the morning before: Saying goodbye to the World Cup

Yes, it’s all over. A winner was decided and a host nation brought to its knees. But we knew it would come to this. Deep down we all knew it would come to this. And this is just the beginning… Clayton’s fear of missing out I once saw a medical documentary about a woman who would [...]

Watch And See From The WC: TransCuperformer
Watch And See From The WC: TransCuperformer

Transformers are pretty rad. Well, up until Michael Bay gets his fake tanned hands on them anyway. And what better way to celebrate the World Cup Demi Moore Finals than for me to create a Transformer (TransCuperformer) made up entirely of the players left in the competition that I’ve enjoyed most. There are laws of football [...]

Watch and See from the WC: It’s a Knockout!
Watch and See from the WC: It's a Knockout!

Brazil vs Chile If I were a Chilean I’d be pretty pissed. I’d also home by now and eating popcorn, unlike those Brazilians who are…Well, I guess they’re home too but I doubt they’re eating popcorn. They’re eating energy bars and knocking back blue drinks to make themselves stronger and last longer. Should I say [...]

Watch and See from the WC: End of the Group Stage

Group. Shoop-e-doop. Shoop-e-doop. Goup-e-shoop-e-doop-e-doop. Yep, Salt-n-Pepa are in tha house and the Group stage is now over, with some big names going home. Some unsurprisingly. Others, very much so. Here is how it all went down… Broup A Yeah, it’s still a Brazil thing. Imagine if they hadn’t topped the group. Mexico were only a [...]

Watch and See from the WC: Group Stage Part I

All games have been completed in round one of the group stage and there was even a bonus game for Group A to get round two underway. The RobertRedfordsHair experts have been watching, listening and pretending to pay attention in order to give you the detailed analysis of every game played. Don’t. Miss. A thing. [...]

Watch And See From The WC: The Preview
Watch And See From The WC: The Preview

It’s here, Mum! It’s really, really here! Forget all the corruption. Never mind the cockups. Ignore the riots. The World mother licking Cup is on our doorstep and even though you can tell it’s been around the block and sold its ass for an $8 glass of wine, you can’t hide the fact you’re really [...]

Mind Your Q’s and A’s

You sent them in, we answered them by picking the best (the first, if we’re speaking honestly) of the lot to lay our collective beats down. Reeeeeeewind.   1. You guys write about yourselves like you are gods gift… What’s up with that? – Courtneyatgmail Clayton: If I actually have to answer this then I’m answering it Kanye-style. [...]

Modern Life Is Rubbish
Modern Life Is Rubbish

Style never goes out of fashion. Cool is always cool and you’ll always be beautiful to me, baby. But times do change and we as people lose touch a little with the ins and outs and haps of the here and the now. If you’re an eighties kid like me (born in the 80s, the [...]

What does your drink say about your dog? And what does your dog say about your taste in music?
What does your drink say about your dog? And what does your dog say about your taste in music?

Nothing. Absolutely nothing. Or do they?   Yes. And they both say a lot. In fact, if you don’t have a go-to drink then you probably don’t even have a dog. And if you don’t have a dog, then you’re most likely a very sad and very lonely person. Ryan Gosling has a Yorkshire Terrier named Perry and drinks Scotch with a dash of Tab Cola [...]

What Fashion Stereotype Are You?
What Fashion Stereotype Are You?

Mothers Day has just passed and it offered another great excuse to catch up with family and eat til something burst. Usually that race is between either my father’s belt buckle or his patience levels and I’m happy to report it was a dead heat. Well played, family. Pats on backs all round. And it [...]

A very special RRHeview from Mike: Brazil
A very special RRHeview from Mike: Brazil

From time to time I drop into the Australian offices of RRH to see how Clayton and Pete are aging, and usually they’re doing OK. There was one time I noticed most of Pete’s hair had fallen out and Clayton had started wearing low cut t-shirts, but for the most part they’ve been fine. The [...]

Better (Wo)Man
Better (Wo)Man

Women. They’re the most beautiful and inspiring of each and every species. Except for the woman from the movie Species, which I never actually got to see but assume that she got her grasshopper on after a rewarding bout of coitus and chomped down on the head of her unsuspecting male counterpart. I dunno, I’m [...]

Covering Paul Hogarth
Covering Paul Hogarth

Movie posters and video covers were once as entertaining as the motion pictures themselves. My mind travels back to horror movies with raised covers to accentuate gore, detailed collages of a space world so foreign, yet strangely familiar to me, to tell the story of Star Wars and accentuated snapshots from scenes that would burn [...]

Thirty Plus
Thirty Plus

As the sun sets, the curtains begin to close, and the last stuttering breaths of my twenties fade out before my eyes, I sit here staring into the wildnerness of an abyss of a horizon of a future of so many unknowns… Very poignant. Very deep shit. Peter turned 30 what feels like 8 years [...]

Models Inc. – the models that made it to the motion picture
Models Inc. - the models that made it to the motion picture

Most models stick to what they know and do best. Coke and walking. But some models shake off the stereotype to chase bigger and cokier dreams. They extend themselves. Today we pay tribute to a few who’ve made it into the movie business. And beyond…. Grace Jones James Bond ring a bell? A View to [...]