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The day after the morning before: Saying goodbye to the World Cup
The day after the morning before: Saying goodbye to the World Cup

Yes, it’s all over. A winner was decided and a host nation brought to its knees. But we knew it would come to this. Deep down we all knew it would come to this. And this is just the beginning… Clayton’s fear of missing out I once saw a medical documentary about a woman who would [...]

Watch And See From The WC: TransCuperformer
Watch And See From The WC: TransCuperformer

Transformers are pretty rad. Well, up until Michael Bay gets his fake tanned hands on them anyway. And what better way to celebrate the World Cup Demi Moore Finals than for me to create a Transformer (TransCuperformer) made up entirely of the players left in the competition that I’ve enjoyed most. There are laws of football [...]

Watch and See from the WC: It’s a Knockout!
Watch and See from the WC: It's a Knockout!

Brazil vs Chile If I were a Chilean I’d be pretty pissed. I’d also home by now and eating popcorn, unlike those Brazilians who are…Well, I guess they’re home too but I doubt they’re eating popcorn. They’re eating energy bars and knocking back blue drinks to make themselves stronger and last longer. Should I say [...]

Watch and See from the WC: End of the Group Stage

Group. Shoop-e-doop. Shoop-e-doop. Goup-e-shoop-e-doop-e-doop. Yep, Salt-n-Pepa are in tha house and the Group stage is now over, with some big names going home. Some unsurprisingly. Others, very much so. Here is how it all went down… Broup A Yeah, it’s still a Brazil thing. Imagine if they hadn’t topped the group. Mexico were only a [...]

Watch and See from the WC: Group Stage Part I

All games have been completed in round one of the group stage and there was even a bonus game for Group A to get round two underway. The RobertRedfordsHair experts have been watching, listening and pretending to pay attention in order to give you the detailed analysis of every game played. Don’t. Miss. A thing. [...]

Watch And See From The WC: The Preview
Watch And See From The WC: The Preview

It’s here, Mum! It’s really, really here! Forget all the corruption. Never mind the cockups. Ignore the riots. The World mother licking Cup is on our doorstep and even though you can tell it’s been around the block and sold its ass for an $8 glass of wine, you can’t hide the fact you’re really [...]

Mind Your Q’s and A’s

You sent them in, we answered them by picking the best (the first, if we’re speaking honestly) of the lot to lay our collective beats down. Reeeeeeewind.   1. You guys write about yourselves like you are gods gift… What’s up with that? – Courtneyatgmail Clayton: If I actually have to answer this then I’m answering it Kanye-style. [...]

Modern Life Is Rubbish
Modern Life Is Rubbish

Style never goes out of fashion. Cool is always cool and you’ll always be beautiful to me, baby. But times do change and we as people lose touch a little with the ins and outs and haps of the here and the now. If you’re an eighties kid like me (born in the 80s, the [...]

What does your drink say about your dog? And what does your dog say about your taste in music?
What does your drink say about your dog? And what does your dog say about your taste in music?

Nothing. Absolutely nothing. Or do they?   Yes. And they both say a lot. In fact, if you don’t have a go-to drink then you probably don’t even have a dog. And if you don’t have a dog, then you’re most likely a very sad and very lonely person. Ryan Gosling has a Yorkshire Terrier named Perry and drinks Scotch with a dash of Tab Cola [...]

What Fashion Stereotype Are You?
What Fashion Stereotype Are You?

Mothers Day has just passed and it offered another great excuse to catch up with family and eat til something burst. Usually that race is between either my father’s belt buckle or his patience levels and I’m happy to report it was a dead heat. Well played, family. Pats on backs all round. And it [...]

A very special RRHeview from Mike: Brazil
A very special RRHeview from Mike: Brazil

From time to time I drop into the Australian offices of RRH to see how Clayton and Pete are aging, and usually they’re doing OK. There was one time I noticed most of Pete’s hair had fallen out and Clayton had started wearing low cut t-shirts, but for the most part they’ve been fine. The [...]

Better (Wo)Man
Better (Wo)Man

Women. They’re the most beautiful and inspiring of each and every species. Except for the woman from the movie Species, which I never actually got to see but assume that she got her grasshopper on after a rewarding bout of coitus and chomped down on the head of her unsuspecting male counterpart. I dunno, I’m [...]

Covering Paul Hogarth
Covering Paul Hogarth

Movie posters and video covers were once as entertaining as the motion pictures themselves. My mind travels back to horror movies with raised covers to accentuate gore, detailed collages of a space world so foreign, yet strangely familiar to me, to tell the story of Star Wars and accentuated snapshots from scenes that would burn [...]

Thirty Plus
Thirty Plus

As the sun sets, the curtains begin to close, and the last stuttering breaths of my twenties fade out before my eyes, I sit here staring into the wildnerness of an abyss of a horizon of a future of so many unknowns… Very poignant. Very deep shit. Peter turned 30 what feels like 8 years [...]

Models Inc. – the models that made it to the motion picture
Models Inc. - the models that made it to the motion picture

Most models stick to what they know and do best. Coke and walking. But some models shake off the stereotype to chase bigger and cokier dreams. They extend themselves. Today we pay tribute to a few who’ve made it into the movie business. And beyond…. Grace Jones James Bond ring a bell? A View to [...]

Who You Love
Who You Love

John Mayer and Katy Perry have broken up. Adjust your disappointment accordingly. Peter’s reaction was simply “Didn’t know they were together… She’s basically retarded, isn’t she” which is his way of saying he’s absolutely devastated about the news. I won’t lie (to you, baby), sometimes the world of celebrity piques my interest. “That guy’s shoes [...]

Podcast #58 – Words with Friends

What are mere words between friends on an easy Friday afternoon? Or night for that matter. And what better friends are there than international friends? Mmmmm? But what word do those friends use for breasts? RRH │ Words with Friends Clayton (RRH)

Podcast #57 – Pappy D

Some actors are known for being pretty bloody good. And some actors are known for being in a shitload of movies a shitload of the time. One actor who used to be known for being pretty bloody good is now known for being in a shitload of movies a shitload of the time. And naturally, [...]

RRHeview: the steady decline of Martin Scorsese
RRHeview: the steady decline of Martin Scorsese

After watching half of The Wolf of Wall Street I put it to RRH’s Clayton that Martin Scorsese no longer knows how to make a movie and in fact hasn’t known how to for a long long time. To this he simply replied: “Casino was a piece of shit. Gangs of New York started off [...]

Eminem Ain’t No Shrink‏
Eminem Ain’t No Shrink‏

When I was in year 12 waaaay back in 2001, Dr Dre’s album The Chronic 2001 was considered amongst most of us as the greatest album of all fucking time. An album chock full of timeless classics. Titles that not need listing as they don’t need to dance for yo ass but a cast held rightfully in full esteem. [...]

RRHeview: The Australian Open and the spectacle of sport
RRHeview: The Australian Open and the spectacle of sport

Sport in this country is starting to become more and more annoying as each code finds itself having to fight for a share of what is a very small market. There are only about 22 million Aussies and there can be no doubt that most of them live and die for either AFL, cricket or [...]

Podcast #56 – Snake from Degrassi and Other Stories

Let’s talk about Degrassi Junior High, Escape from New York and L.A and every other show with a ‘Snake’ that’s graced the silver and bronze screen over the years. Oh….that’s it. Well, let’s talk about all of that with The Moon and Randy. Yay. RRH | Snake From Degrassi And Other Stories

It’s a Wonderful Life…by Elron
It's a Wonderful Life...by Elron

Every year, as the days become colder and the festive illuminations light up the nights, I try to work out what Christmas means to me. It’s harder than it may seem at first. I know I like it, but as the Double Rainbow guy said, “what does this mean?” When I was a teenager, my [...]

Podcast #55 – Shit The Bed

Hungover and under the cloud of a pending deadline for submitted works. I, Clayton, turned to an ever darker place to get me out of a bind. That dark place, was Peter’s box of lost tapes. Randy, Peter and the Moon return. The rest, I fear, is up to you…RRH | Shit The Bed Clayton [...]